going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I'm trying to decide if I want to bring home my 'beer champion' trophy or my chem books.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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