i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
if I'm at school tomorrow just indulge my moment of pity and let me cry on your shoulder
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
On another note- any interest in going to a gay bar to hit on 19yr olds?
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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