Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
Booyah. Found 8000 pesos in my closet and that's apparently 608 US dollars
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I think I might start referring to your vagina as a separate being now
We should leave before they realize I dumped a bowl of Fritos in your bag just in case I got hungry
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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I have post one night stand depression
I'm the only person I know that carries solo cups, shot glasses, ping pong balls, two decks of cards, and a lawn chair in his trunk. I'm ready to turn anything, anywhere into a party.
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