So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
My god. We'll be gay porn millionaires.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen