Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
he asked me to eat out his asshole. after five minutes of uncomfortable staring i realized he was serious.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
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going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
So can we talk about how we all three made out with the bike taxi driver in lieu of paying him. I'm not even mad, that's resourceful. You know what married girls would have had to do? They'd have had to pay.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
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the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
And one night I got way too drunk and thought he said call me a polish name so I called him Konrad. Now he thinks I cheated on him with a Konrad.
That's my new pick up line call me a polish name
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround