Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
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She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
Some creeps at the festival started talking to me, so I told them I was going change my tampon. Worked like a charm.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I'm setting a 12:15 alarm for a taco bell run. Be awake or never wake up again.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
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I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
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