i just checked to make sure valentines day this year was on a weekend assuming ill want to be drunk all day
hearing about your life makes me feel so good about mine
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I left two hundred in singles in your car sorry about the mess
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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