they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
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Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Why are your underwear on my dining room table?
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Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
We were both too drunk to drive home. So we did it in the coat closet and then I walked home. 20/20 hindsight: Could have both walked to my apartment and then had sex there.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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