Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
He just sent me a picture of me icing a cake with a butcher knife topless.
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
You're in a tuxedo, you can pee wherever you want.
That was like me applying to a law school drunk at 5 am
Hahaha. That's funny.
But I got an 18k dollar per year scholarship
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
He can kiss the multicultural 3 some goodbye
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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