Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
The beers last night were like the tears from god
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
This year i'm grateful for nothing other than the discovery that the uncircumcized rumors about him were wrong
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
we have beer and we're watching the birds have sex in our yard.
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