btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ppl dont tell me stories about anal. apparently im not a tell-me-stories-about-anal kind of person
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
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I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
You sir are most definitely in. Better get your penis an umbrella as that bad boy is gonna get soakkkkkkeddddd.
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
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Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
IM AT A ROOFTOP FUNDRAISER LOOKING OVER THE WHITE HOUSE I WILL NOT RUIN MYSELF
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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