i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Alive.
So much puke
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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