Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
you puked on the porch, i can see your jacket on the floor next to your underwear. i know your home, unchain the door, you're the worst roommate ever.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
Just pee around me
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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