When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
I got vodka in my stocking. Having an alcoholic mom has paid off.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
Right now im sitting at home and all i can think about is im eating calories and i should be out drinking them.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
I'm in the fetal position watching the little mermaid and trying not to die. When do you come home?
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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