I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
Someone in my history class just FB messaged me saying they highly suggest I put my sunglasses on. He is sitting 18 rows in front of me...
Just dominated the men's bathroom at work. Sounded like the intro of a death metal song.
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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