everything was goin great until he pulled out his ed hardy lighter and smoked in my face like he was cool.
it's like you attract all the douchebags that nobody wants. people should thank you.
thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
Come scavenge bits of tuna out of my chest hair
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
The guys in the quick check just recognized me as the girl who bought rolling papers and whipped cream. This is the walk of shame on crack.
I'm more heavily invested in that tequila than you are
I'm too pretty to go to jail. Especially in Louisiana.
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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