he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
She told me that she faked her orgasm. Does she think I care??
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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