I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
You took your shirt off at the bar, handed it to a girl, and made her wash your dirty shirt on your washboard abs
tuesdays get the best of me...
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