Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
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His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
You're gonna be proud in the future that you fucked the next bill gates
We thought it was a good idea to send a picture to our HS science teacher where she's smoking a joint and I'm holding a monkey, and he invited us to lunch. NEW LEVEL UNLOCKED.
I can't. I'm not drunk enough for this information.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
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Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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