On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I miss seeing your mom and dad at church, well mostly just your mom... She used to hug my face into her boobs.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
new rule: i'm not touching his penis until he takes me out to dinner.
you know, if you actually abided by that rule there would be many more successful restauranteurs in ohio.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
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