you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I swear the toilet was so cold I tried to stand up but my balls wer frozen to it. most awkward five minutes between me and my mom.
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
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