We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I mean, I don't even call it a hangover anymore. It's just morning.
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mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Super stoned right now. And I stared at my exit, thought to myself "hey self. That is your exit" and I kept driving right past it.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
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the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
Remembering you have vodka in the freezer gives the same surge of happiness as finding 20 bucks in a coat pocket.
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
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