i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I just saw the Donald Trump of homeless quys walking down the street. He had three shopping carts and a bike.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
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something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
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I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
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