..well, okay, so long as I don't have to wear an apron or vaccum in high heels.
nope just do me i'm drunk and easy to plz
someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Sorry I forced you to take an adderall at 1am and then proceeded to dance to Lose Yourself outside of Qdoba.
My dating life has become some fucked up hydra of dicks; you cut one off and two pop up in its place.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
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