I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
is 1am too late, or too early to make bacon?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
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I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
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Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
She drank my rum. I had sex in her bed and didn't wash the sheets. We're even.
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