Omg. It looks like a crack pipe exploded in your mouth.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
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This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
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Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
I'm totes in the mood to go home and like blindly inhale dangerous amounts of porn
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