drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
By round 4 of the Dead End shots, I thought my jaw was dislocated ... Best invention EVER.
well let's see. after you forcefully shoved a half-eaten apple in my mouth, you ruined the pepsi by dumping an entire beer in there.
We're trying to leave but amy's hitting on the guy who mans the nacho cart
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
You forget how awesome toilet paper is until you have to wipe your ass with a piece of notebook paper...
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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