She said her name was "party"
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
Tequila shots with cinnamon and orange write it down before I forget
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
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