so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
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normally i would apologize for my drunk texting but even sober me agrees.
Depending on hangover severity. The fact that I can spell severity is in your favor.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
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next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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