just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
There is a check pinned to the wall at Connor's. It's a check I wrote for $1,000,000... To you. Clearly you made out well on St. Patrick's day. Thanks for being too shitfaced to remember to grab that.
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
I am cleaning melted cheese out of my hair. This is a new experience for me
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