I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
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his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
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I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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