i have the same doorman on the day shift as the guyi shacked with has on the night shift. he just laughed at me when i came home this AM. FML
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
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Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I just walked past a woman in the bar stroking a mans crotch, yelling 'I made this. I made this happen.'
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
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I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
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