i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i just sneezed the second i jizzed and it got in my eye. words can't describe how much i hate life right now.
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