I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I think she's going to be dangerous to drink with, but I'm ready for the adventure.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
If I remember correctly I tried to steal a mail truck last night
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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