if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
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It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
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I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
I now have scissors specifically made for cutting dicks off.
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