ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
I got the number from the girl at uhaul even after she saw me throw up all over the parking lot with a 6 pack in my hands.
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Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Woke up the day after the party with a bruise on my stomach. Pretty sure my liver was trying to escape for fear of it's life.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
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You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.