She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
My fucking roommate unpluged my alarm; I pissed on his clean clothes.
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
I want him to rain dance my fallopian tubes.
Tomorrow is Have Sex and Climb A Mountain Day. We have amazing dates.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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