she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Remember those girls from the bar? The tall and short blondes?
Is this a story I am going to hate you for?
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
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