At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
What's wrong?
Long week. Sore muscles. Bad back. Hangover. Mini-keg. Crazy ex-wife. Unavailable love-interest. Dead celebrity families. Republicans.
Pussy.
His sex texting was like a step by step guide to the most boring sex ever...
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Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
Just invented taco cereal.
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
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It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
My glasses were in the garbage this morning
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
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