i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
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