We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Saved 180 Bucks tonight. Pulled my own tooth. More money to party with.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I swear with his long flowing hair and god-like body he looked like Jesus, a bong hitting Jesus
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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