Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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