would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
The brown eye won't let me do that either.
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
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