Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread