Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
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I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
I'm pretty sure I swallowed a whole condom
there is nothing worst than getting kicked in the face by a stripper
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He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
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