I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
i can barely afford taco bell don't think a baby is in the budget
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
we watched a porno and made a drinking game out of it. best first date ever.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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