There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
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i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
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Lil wasted at a baby shower. Here's to beating teen pregnancy BOTTOMS UP
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Who'd have thought a guy with a lisp would be so good with his tongue?
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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