I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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