Non-Jews are for practice
did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
You might be at the point of severe desperation when you gotta hold the two pieces of your broken vibrator together just to get off.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
Head-banging is a very stupid way to injur yourself. But this opinion is also coming from somebody who can't walk right because they cut their asshole shaving last night, so it probably has little to no merit.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
Gay?
German.
Pity.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
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