If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
I shit myself and fell down the stairs and I’m still finding shit In those pants.
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