I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I give him a gold star every time I orgasm. His room looks like he's freaking King Midas.
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Just got blown whilst wearing a glow in the dark superman t shirt. Your night will never be as good as mine.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
That moment when you realize the hot british guy named rory you drunkenly made out with at a bar is American, is named Tyler, and has a girlfriend.
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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