My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
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I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
My inner pteradactyl is also confused.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
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Tequila Tuesday.. tonight is the night I defeat the liquor.
I have class at 8:30 and I am not bailing you out of the drunk tank again.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
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I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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