Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
do you want me to make hamburgers?
i'm vegan
i'll put lettuce on them
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
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she's in the bathroom. spitting in the trashcan. not throwing up. just spitting and singing bad romance by lady gaga.
thatta girl
This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
Literally getting boned by my flask right now. I didn't really think about this whole sneaking past security in a skin tight dress.
just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
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Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
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